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"Son of many fathers doesn't know his own address."
"Gulag Condoms. Even if you could break out,
just try to wiggle your little flagellum
over vast wasteland of nonoxynol-9."
"I'll bet that when Jay Leno was a high school senior,
he never even knew that fame
was right under his nose the whole time."
"Sorry, Tom. I think you let
L. Ron Hubbard tinker with your cupboard
a little too much."
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"Come here and let us inhale the complex bouquets
emanating from one another's behinds ..."
